Mostly this has been an exercise in cheesy Professional gibberish. We’ve passed the same document back and forth four times today, the latest a hardcopy with us on either side of her desk. We are both well beyond the point where the individual words have stopped parsing.
Me: Uh, well, I feel like “comprehensive” only needs to be in this sentence once.
Her: *drops head onto desk* Oh, what difference does it make. It’s all buzzwords and nonsense and they never read them anyway.
Me: *starts writing WHOMPWHOMPWHOMPWHOMP in the margins*
Her: *dissolves into helpless laughter*
Her: *continues to laugh for a further two minutes*
Co-Workers: *gather around her office door, concerned*
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