So yesterday I experimented, and I was right.
There were sixteen. My family ate most of them. artemisiabrisol and I finished off three more. This is the last one, and I'm about to eat it.
Cream cheese icing, dusted with cocoa. It looks like an unassuming little cupcake, doesn't it?
Verdict: OH MY GOD. I only got four of them, but it was totally worth it.
Tomorrow I'm going to make a cheesecake. Apparently it's not as hard as I thought it was.
ETA: Have started watching White Collar. Neal Caffrey = 65% less slappable than Bryce Larkin, just FYI.