Watching Delovely with roomie and bibliotron and mik100. Suddenly, John Barrowman appears! Playing a character named JACK. Jack is having trouble hitting the low notes in Night and Day, so Cole Porter climbs up on stage and tells him to imagine the melody, and starts singing the song with him. Jack proceeds to master the song by imagining Cole Porter naked.
And then he sneaks away from his wife to have sex with singing!Jack.
mik100: Jack Harkness totally traveled back in time to bag Cole Porter!