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I'm evil. Eeeeville, I tell you. ;)

Watched X-Files with Carolyn. Getting more and more confused and annoyed. Duchovny should be poked with sticks. Disloyal bastard. And apparently the baby is bulletproof. My head hurts.

Shannon didn't see it tonight. So she asked me to describe it to her over MSN. Her mistake. Heh.



Chandri says:
Would you like to read the first couple of pages of the new book I just started writing ('cause I'm stupid)?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
sure
Chandri says:
Okay. I'll give you the dust-jacket summary first.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
did you watch x-files tonight?
Chandri says:
Yup.
Chandri says:
And... ack.
Chandri says:
But... later.
Chandri says:
"Do you remember your parents, Reecie Mac?"
Chandri says:
"I remember bright light. And then... nothing."
Chandri says:
In Jaro Hesh’s time, the Guardians are a myth, recounted by elders remembering better days. For in his world, a disaster from above severed the link between the Guardians and the Earth, more than a decade ago. World governments have long-since collapsed under the weight of the World Order, and brutality and chaos are the only rulers. Hope is a tale, and nothing more.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
uhuh
Chandri says:
But when Jaro, a slave all his life, has a vision of the past, brought to him by a mysterious woman in white who seems so very out of place in his ravaged world, he finds himself on a very unlikely quest.
Chandri says:
For rumour tells of Reecie and Bastion Mac, children with special powers. Children who manage, somehow, to escape the slaving raids of the countryside and the gangs of the ruined cities; who manage, somehow, to remain free.
Chandri says:
And rumour tells that they may be the children of the fabled Areahannah, the Light of the World, the woman who nearly drove back the chaos when it began, and might have succeeded, had she lived.
Chandri says:
It is up to Jaro Hesh to find them, to tell them who they are. Because his quest has been put to him, in no uncertain terms; to go back and stop the disaster before it happens, to restore the Guardians to what they once were, and to set things right.
Chandri says:
...?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
wow
Chandri says:
Yup.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
It's really really good
Chandri says:
I've now ventured off the well-charted path of insanity and into the psychotic realm of alternate timelines.
Chandri says:
It's called "The Light of the World"
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Yes. yes you have
Chandri says:
;)
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Intresting
Chandri says:
So. Want the beginning of the first chapter?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Tell me about x-files first!
Chandri says:
Aside: One of my profs is now referring to the gaping-crater-that-was-once-the-WTC as the "Look at me, Look at me, I'm an abused superpower" ruins. Hoo boy
Chandri says:
Have you watched it?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
No I missed it. WORK
Chandri says:
Oh GODS.
Chandri says:
:o
Chandri says:
Argh. Okay...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Thankie
Chandri says:
...well, Dagget is all right.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Oh well
Chandri says:
And... the guy that tried to kill William woke up from his coma (apparently he was only in a coma)...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Oh?
Chandri says:
...he told Scully that the cult said that William was a "miracle" child that would lead the alien invaders in enslaving the human race...
Chandri says:
...and the cult thinks the aliens are God so they want this to happen.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
That's a little freaky
Chandri says:
So, they didn't really want to kill William, they wanted to protect him, and I think they're the same cult that was chasing Scully when she *had* William...
Chandri says:
But the guy who tried to kill the baby believed just enough of the prophecy to believe that William *was* this "miracle child", but he interpreted the aliens as aliens and in order to stop the human race from being destroyed, he decided he had to kill the baby.
Chandri says:
so... by all accounts, the pillow-guy was working alone.
Chandri says:
BUT.
Chandri says:
...the Gunmen are all right, btw.
Chandri says:
*phew*
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Yay!
Chandri says:
*nodnod*
Chandri says:
The lady from the cult (she was *really* working for the cult, btw, and she was trying to take William to protect him) took him and left the Gunmen just... injured...
Chandri says:
*frown*
Chandri says:
And she was taking him back to the cult, who are out in the Alberta desert uncovering that spaceship...
Chandri says:
...which they believe to be "a temple that houses the physical manifestation of God"...
Chandri says:
...I won't even go into how utterly *stupid* you'd have to be to intentionally try to make contact with the physical manifestation of God, since even if you'd only seen Dogma you'd know that would be FATAL... *shakes head*
Chandri says:
...crazy people...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
lol
Chandri says:
Anyway...
Chandri says:
Um...
Chandri says:
*stops to gather thoughts*
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Well?
Chandri says:
Um.
Chandri says:
Anyway; the cult lady takes the baby out to the spaceship, and he starts crying, and the ship seems to be reacting to his presence...
Chandri says:
...and baby William does *not* look pleased about this...
Chandri says:
The crazy cult-leader-man calls Scully (who has been trying to track William via a cellphone the LGM put in his car seat)
Chandri says:
...aside, the cult-lady found the phone and abandoned her vehicle somewhere in Pennsylvania to throw Scully off...
Chandri says:
...he calls her and tells her:
Chandri says:
...get ready for this. You might want to sit down.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Uh oh
Chandri says:
"If you want to see your son, then bring me the head of Fox Mulder."
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
And she....
Chandri says:
After we got done fainting and screaming at the TV, he says that William must "fulfill his destiny"
Chandri says:
And lead the aliens... which he calls angels.
Chandri says:
...though he does imply that Scully knows where Mulder is...
Chandri says:
...because he says, he thought Mulder was dead, but he says something that proves he's not...
Chandri says:
...I can't remember what. But he's alive, anyway.
Chandri says:
*dances*
Chandri says:
...um...
Chandri says:
While all this is happening, it's pretty much Scully and Reyes, 'cause Mulder's gone who-knows-where and Dagget's still in a coma from being run over by the cult-lady who kidnapped William last episode...
Chandri says: At some point Keltie made a Charlie's Angels crack and I almost fell off chair.
Chandri says:
...and Scully keeps telling her that she can't trust the FBI, because even the search for her baby that they're mounting is, in her words "a whitewash".
Chandri says:
And Reyes is making feebler and feebler defenses of the FBI, because she's having it proven more and more that they're the Bad Guys...
Chandri says:
...and it's starting to look as if Skinner has changed sides, and Scully doesn't trust him anymore...
Chandri says:
...sigh...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Nooo!
Chandri says:
Um... let's see... Reyes cries on Dagget's hand at some point...
Chandri says:
(I'd like both of them just fine, btw, if they'd a) been around longer and b)not been hefted in as spontaneous replacements for M&S)
Chandri says:
(...'cause they're... good together.)
Chandri says:
*blink*
Chandri says:
Anyway.
Chandri says:
During the meeting Scully has with the Cult-leader-man,
Chandri says:
...
Chandri says:
Um.
Chandri says:
She goes to meet him. Apparently alone, but actually with Reyes and the LGM waiting in the parking lot
Chandri says:
...
Chandri says:
Frohike tags cult-leader-man's truck with a transponder so they can track him...
Chandri says:
*moment of fangirly dancing*
Chandri says:
...and then...
Chandri says:
...Scully and Reyes get in their Honda Civic *snicker* and follow the Cult-leader-man's truck all the way to the ship site...
Chandri says:
...which I think is the meteor crater in Alberta... the biggest one in the world is in Alberta, apparently...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Of course it's Canada
Chandri says:
...meanwhile, at the ship site, the ship is *really* reacting to William's presence.
Chandri says:
The kidnapper-lady is holding him when the leader-man comes.
Chandri says:
He asks her: "What happened?"
Chandri says:
She answers: "The baby started crying."
Chandri says:
...
Chandri says:
It was funny at the time.
Chandri says:
...'cause the ship's doing all sorts of freaky-glowy-shaky things and William's screaming his head off, and looks a bit terrified...
Chandri says:
...if babies can look terrified, I'm not sure...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
lol
Chandri says:
Anyway, Scully and Reyes drive up just in time to see the big tent they've got over the dig-site burst into flame...
Chandri says:
...and then the ship lifts off from the flaming shreds of the tent...
Chandri says:
And Scully and Reyes stop, and Scully goes "Oh, no..."
Chandri says:
...I suppose we're meant to assume William's a crispy critter along with the cultists.
Chandri says:
...BUT...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
BUT?!

This is where I really started to enjoy the narrative, and I got a bit evil.

Chandri says:
Imagine... Scully and Reyes run into the ruins. Even now, the flames are dying...
Chandri says:
...and everywhere they look, charred corpses...
Chandri says:
There's a moment of utter silence across the timezone, as X-Philes everywhree wait with bated breath...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I am.
Chandri says:
...and Scully stares blankly around as if she's going to cry...
Chandri says:
...and Reyes has that look that says she's going to drag Scully out of here if she passes out, but damnit, she hopes she won't...
Chandri says:
...and then there's more silence...
Chandri says:
...and the silence lengthens, punctuated only by the crackle of flames...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
don't like silence...
Chandri says:
...and the sound of a vein at Shannon's temple throbbing...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
*glare*
Chandri says:
And then...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
yes?
Chandri says:
...we hear...
Chandri says:
...carried faintly on the wind...
Chandri says:
...the sound...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
The sound of....

Here, I intentionally paused for dramatic effect... though really only to see if her head would implode... Apparently I can be a real bitch when I want to. ;)

Chandri says:
*breaks into unrelated song*
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
why?
Chandri says:
*evil grin*
Chandri says:
Because it's fun.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
You're evil.
Chandri says:
Yup.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
...'Rien!
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I'm going to kill you.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I WILL.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
...you don't believe me, do you?
Chandri says:
Oh, all right.
Chandri says:
Anyway...
Chandri says:
We hear the sound of...
Chandri says:
...a baby crying.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
William?
Chandri says:
And Scully goes running up to the edge of a brand-new crater...
Chandri says:
...from which, we must assume, the ship has risen...
Chandri says:
...to find William, lying in the dirt, still wrapped in his blanket, crying and a little singed, but otherwise, COMPLETELY UNHARMED.
Chandri says:
Scully picks him up and hugs him and cries a lot.
Chandri says:
It's a bit... urg.
Chandri says:
Meanwhile, back in DC...
Chandri says:
Ooh. I forgot to tell you.
Chandri says:
The guy who tried to kill the baby...
Chandri says:
He was healed by that UFO chunk that floated over William's face last ep.
Chandri says:
Scully brought it with her, because Brad Folmer (you know, that one Reyes used to work with, but doesn't anymore and tried to screw her and Dagget out of a case one time?)
Chandri says:
...found a sheet of paper that the asassin guy scrawled in his sleep and gave it to Reyes on the condition that she give it to Scully and share what she learned.
Chandri says:
It said "jacket".
Chandri says:
Scully found the UFO chunk in the guy's jacket after she shot him.
Chandri says:
Anyway. It heals him, and they unplug his monitors, and he tells them all that stuff...
Chandri says:
And then they're found, and a nurse comes in...
Chandri says:
...and they're all shooed out by some guy who seems to be looking to take CSM's now-vacant place of evil...
Chandri says:
Ten minutes later, Reyes comes back and finds out the guy's now dead, and the UFO-chunk *gone*.
Chandri says:
She tries to convince them of what happened, but they don't believe her. She says "ask Scully", but Scully has taken off, 'cause she's smarter than Reyes.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I miss CSM
Chandri says:
*nods* At least he was semi-predictable. And had history.
Chandri says:
Anyway...
Chandri says:
We're supposed to think this new guy stole it and killed the asassin.
Chandri says:
So. Back to the end of the ep.
Chandri says:
Meanwhile, back in DC...
Chandri says:
Folmer walks into Kersh's office and says: "I want to take my name off that report that says that Monica was lying when she said that the piece of mystery-metal healed the guy and that he was alive until he was murdered in his bed."
Chandri says:
(rough paraphrase)
Chandri says:
;)
Chandri says:
And Kersh says: "Get your head out of your ass, Brad, and either do your job or do the right thing."
Chandri says:
(Again, paraphrase.)
Chandri says:
And Brad looks all downcast. Because Skinner refused to sign it, and I think that's what signalled his change of... er... spine.
Chandri says:
Skinner refused to sign the report. But I still am having trouble trusting him anymore.
Chandri says:
I don't like it. *pout*
Chandri says:
Anyway.
Chandri says:
Brad goes away with his tail between his legs and some new things to think about, like who's evil and who he's really working for...
Chandri says:
...and Kersh closes the office door, because Brad's only been at the door and not inside...
Chandri says:
...the same way Skinner used to do when Mulder was at his door and he'd turn around and CSM would be sitting next to his desk with a cigarette...
Chandri says:
...but alas, no CSM.
Chandri says:
Instead, the New Evil Guy is sitting there. And he stands up and takes the file Brad handed Kersh, and they do Evil Conspiracy Talk...
Chandri says:
...which unfortunately, I can't remember specifically, just that it was Evil Conspiracy talk...
Chandri says:
...and in the last few seconds of the episode we swing around and what do we see on his neck?
Chandri says:
What do we see on his neck, Shannon?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Evil?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
a scar.
Chandri says:
Nope.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
a tattoo
Chandri says:
Nope.
Chandri says:
What new "scary-thing-on-the-back-of-the-neck" did we see at the end of last season?
Chandri says:
Come on, you can do it.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I can't remember
Chandri says:
Think Billy Miles.
Chandri says:
Think metallic spinal fragments reassembling themselves into a whole person via that creepy spinning replication thing on the autopsy table.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Eeew
Chandri says:
Think "ground beef" and Billy in a garbage truck.
Chandri says:
...but not staying that way for long.
Chandri says:
...getting it yet?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
kinda
Chandri says:
We see...
Chandri says:
Come on, you can do it.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Evil monkey?
Chandri says:
*rolls eyes*
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I am at a loss
Chandri says:
Remember Dagget's buddy, the one who jogged, who gave him information?
Chandri says:
The one who, at the end of an ep one time, leaned over to take a drink, and we saw on his neck...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Yea?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
What?
Chandri says:
*SIGH*
Chandri says:
Oh, you disgrace to X-geeks, you...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I stopped watching for a while
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
It got crappy
Chandri says:
*bangs head on desk*
Chandri says:
You're a DISGRACE.
Chandri says:
SPINY THINGS.
Chandri says:
On his neck we see SPINY THINGS.
Chandri says:
Because he's a...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Alien?
Chandri says:
*facepalm*
Chandri says:
Actually, waitaminute...
Chandri says:
...we never did find out exactly what they were, did we?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Nope
Chandri says:
I mean, Dagget's friend said they were government-engineered super-soldier things, but Mulder thought, for some reason I can't place, that they were aliens... right?
Chandri says:
*looks confused*
Chandri says:
Sigh.
Chandri says:
Anyway.
Chandri says:
Whatever they were, they were... bad.
Chandri says:
I think.
Chandri says:
Um.
Chandri says:
Anyway.
Chandri says:
The new evil guy... had spiny things on his neck.
Chandri says:
We don't know why. We don't know how. We don't know what.
Chandri says:
But he has spiny things.
Chandri says:
I am *so* confused.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Ahh
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
That is how it ends?
Chandri says:
Nine more eps.
Chandri says:
There's really only one constant in the X-Universe now, you know.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
What do you mean?
Chandri says:
Mulder's alive, and...
Chandri says:
...if you don't get this, I'll kick you.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Mulder is always alive searching for the truth
Chandri says:
NO!
Chandri says:
*kick*
Chandri says:
Well... yes.
Chandri says:
But that wasn't it.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Samantha?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Take that kick back
Chandri says:
No.
Chandri says:
:P
Chandri says:
About the baby, Shan.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Aliens.
Chandri says:
*glare*
Chandri says:
Mulder, and Scully, and the baby.
Chandri says:
What about that?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Sex. :D
Chandri says:
...and?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Their love for each other
Chandri says:
...AND?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Being together
Chandri says:
...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
In love and getting married, and have lots of little kids
Chandri says:
*contemplates a moment, then kicks you again*
Chandri says:
Say it with me now.
Chandri says:
The baby...
Chandri says:
...is...
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
MULDER'S!
Chandri says:
YAY!
Chandri says:
I knew you could do it.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
lol
Chandri says:
When I get home I'm going to have to properly re-condition you, aren't I?
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
*hangs head in shame*
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Yea. I miss lots of eps cause of work
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I'm a bad X-Phile.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I should be punished.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
or something.
Chandri says:
Forced to kiss Tea Leoni's feet.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
Ew. not that.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
No evil thing is worth that.
*Loves*Lost*Chemical*Smile* says:
I've never killed anyone.
Chandri says:
Okay, true.
Chandri says:
We'll figure something out.

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