I lose internet for three days and everything goes boom.
I can never be offline again. That's all there is to it. Crazy banning spree? Really? Assholes. People need hobbies. o.O
I will have internet back tomorrow. At some point between 8:30AM and 5PM (thanks a lot, Shaw Cable), and then everything will be all right again.
In summation:
Dear Six Apart:
HARRY POTTER, AND ALL ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS, ARE FICTIONAL. GET A CLUE.
That is all.
--Me.
EDIT: You know what I notice? I notice that despite sending hundreds of e-mails and such, there is nothing on the LJ main page or in paidmembers or anywhere else, so far as I know, announcing this journal-burning spree. Rather, it all seems to have been done quickly, quietly, under the radar, and in a blind, ignorant panic.