Send chocolate. *hides*
EDIT: Dear George Stroumboulopoulos:
You know shit about fandom. You apparently know shit about geek culture. So here's a tip: Jokes about kleenex and hand lotion shortages at Star Wars marathons and how Star Wars fans are all basement-dwelling GUYS who have never seen a girl naked are not witty and clever. They just make you look ignorant and stupid and snotty and, btw, having Eric Idle as a guest ten seconds later will not make it all better. Eric Idle is going to spend the next half-hour subtly mocking you and everything you stand for and YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IT, BECAUSE HE'S JUST THAT COOL.
Love, A Disappointed Fellow Canadian.