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So it was raining when I got up and glanced outside. Normal, civilised, LIQUID water falling from the sky. I check the weather report: nothin' but rain, baby. So I go about my business, get dressed, putter about with breakfast, have a cup of tea, and then I put on my shoes and went outside. And what greeted me, you may ask, as I stopped dead, staring in horror out the doors of the building foyer?

SNOW. FUCKING SNOW. EVERYWHERE. AGAIN.

And as I was wearing chucks, I had to go back and change my shoes, because WTF.

Y'know what? Enough already. It's been a MONTH, for crying out loud. This is more than we need. This is more than ANYBODY needs. We get it, Winter. You are badass. You have showed us wussy Vancouverites who's boss. (And you have somehow convinced the powers-that-be of the college that EVIL WHITE SHIT falling from the sky is not enough reason to close down unless somebody actually DIES FIRST. Like, THAT MORNING. Hence my barely-controlled, two-feet-at-a-time-and-once-or-twice-quite-a-few-more-feet-than-that-until-I-caught-myself-on-a-signpost SLIDE down the hill to work, and the fact that my jeans? Wet to the knees, and I want to go home and I HATE YOU, but you win. You are one scary-ass season. But here's a newsflash: WE KNEW THAT ALREADY. THAT IS WHY WE LIVE IN A RAINFOREST.)

Now... piss off, already?

...please?

I speak on behalf of millions. Really.

My feet are still all squelchy. I hate Winter.

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cocoajava
Jan. 19th, 2007 03:30 am (UTC)
You've DEFINITELY had enough. This is not normal for British Columbia!!!! Now, it would be normal in Michigan. And we haven't had much at all, other than the ice storm this week, which is mild, as far as ice storms go.

However, what we DO have in Michigan is an influx of intriguing envelopes in mailboxes that contain delicious and thoughtful gifties!! *squees and hugs you* Package arrived today, unexpectedly and to my utter delight. Thank you, hon!!!
chandri
Jan. 19th, 2007 06:10 am (UTC)
Hee! You're welcome. You're the first successful delivery; I wasn't even sure any of my extremely belated Xmas pressies had even made it out of the country: Canaduh Post has an inexplicable but intense grudge against me. :P

As for the weather... you can HAVE it, if I can just figure out how to ship it...

...don't those silly Republicans like to claim there's no such thing as Global Warming? *eyeroll*
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