And he said: "Twenty-five bucks. Write us a letter telling us why."
And so I did.
Three weeks went by. During this time, the BC loans people ignored my request for monthly payment reduction, found it, made me re-send it due to my having sent it to the wrong number (that they gave me), rejected it, didn't tell me they'd rejected it, and then deducted a hundred bucks from my account on Friday. All this before I even signed the consolidation form, and also before breakfast.
I called them back, and got a woman who was not only just barely functional in speaking the English language, but decided, approximately fifteen seconds into the conversation, to be shirty with me. My favourite line was: "So do you want to pay less, or just not pay at all?"
And now, I'm filling out an application for interest relief for my provincial loans (which should kill my payments for six months, by which time my credit cards should all be paid off, because damned if I'm going to spend the eight months I'm out of school with a hundred bucks monthly for food if I don't have to), and there's this little box that says "Gross Monthly Income." Where it wants to know how much I make per month.
There's also a little box that asks if I'm also repaying federal loans, and if so, how much per month.
There is, I am interested to note, no little box asking for "monthly amount for rental payments," "monthly amount for utilities payments," or even "monthly amount for payments intended to alleviate four thousand dollars of credit card debt accumulated due to insufficient government funding."
All they want to know is how much I'm paying in other loans. And whether that amount, when subtracted from my income, leaves enough to make as big a monthly payment as they deem fit.
Because clearly, I couldn't possibly need to spend money on anything else.
And then they made me hunt around on the BCSL website for fifteen minutes just to find the correct address for the forms.
Which then crashed my computer.
*builds mail bomb*