Snowfall warning for:
PLEASE REFER TO THE LATEST PUBLIC FORECASTS FOR FURTHER DETAILS.
And we are on the... South Coast. Meaning, minus twenty to minus thirty with the windchill (OMFG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE), up to 15 MORE centimetres of the horrible white stuff (WE'RE GOING TO BE COLD AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DIE), and it will all happen just conveniently enough so that I can get to work and get to walk home through the worst of it after they close the college (DIE, DIE, DIE). And 70km/h winds! Hah! Ha ha ha! Thanks so much Winter, you EVIL BASTARD.