Chandri MacLeod (chandri) wrote,
Chandri MacLeod

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People keep telling me that it would be nigh-on impossible to actually stamp out the brain-congealing waste known as talk shows (ie: Maury Povich, etc.). I hereby propose, as alternative, the development of a device that would scan the immediate vicinity of a talkshow, determine the highest concentration of stupidity, and then execute a program by which the strutting onto stage of any size 16 person in a size 4 crop top, grinning widely, waving both middle fingers and screeching "you don't know me" would result in the immediate popping of the guilty party's skull. The use of "y'all" in place of "you" might double the explosive charge, showering the audience with Unbrain jelly.

They want reality TV?

THAT is reality TV.
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