To whatever moronic lunatic that has his heat on in my building: IT IS APRIL. WE HAVE AT LEAST TWO WHOLE MONTHS BEFORE IT IS ANYTHING SHORT OF OBSCENE FOR IT TO BE THIS HOT. SO TURN IT OFF AND PUT ON A FUCKING SWEATER.
Your Neighbour Whose Apartment Was Thirty-Five Degrees All Day
(Yeah, it's past midnight, and it's still sweltering in here. The hell?)