Dear voter:
Panic and vote Conservative! The Liberal party is fucking up immigration and letting strippers into the country! STRIPPERS! (Then there's a little box with two questions: 1. Do you support the Conservative plan to return fairness and integrity to the immigration system? [yes/no] 2. Is the Conservative Party of Canada on the right track? [yes/no] Sadly there is no FUCK NO box.)
My answer would go thusly:
Dear Conservative party:
I'm a socialist. I don't like EITHER OF YOU. Stop sending me things.
...but there's no room in the little box for all that.
Rather inconsiderate of them, I thought.
Also, their logo is stupid. :P
EDIT: Is it wrong that crap like this mostly just makes me wonder "and why isn't he dead yet?"
Ah, well. Like I wasn't going to hell anyway. ;)