I got an invitation in the mail for the Pearls launch... and my name is not on the list of people doing readings. Which probably means they didn't use my story.

*sigh* I don't know. Anybody want to go anyway? At the very least we can go and quietly mock the painfully bad prose. Which I know you know is truly painful, if you've ever taken a Dougie creative writing and had to read bloody Pearls. Also there's free food.