SARUMAN: "...and Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my counsel..."
KIM: I bet he narrates his whole life, all the time. "Dressed only in his bathrobe, Saruman the White slinks evilly toward the bathroom..."
RISSA: *snicker, ROFL*
ME: I think he's actually talking *to* Gandalf... but thank you for that mental image.
KIM: Stripey terry cloth bathrobe.
ME: And fuzzy slippers.
RISSA AND KIM: PINK BUNNY SLIPPERS!
ME: See, this is where I start getting annoyed with Elijah. "Oh, look: danger. I know, I'll fall down and cry!"
KIM: I love the logic of the Nazgul. "Oh, look, a fire. That must be them."
ME: Well, no one else goes up there... and where the hell is Aragorn, anyway?
KIM: Well, if he's already there, he can't come flying into the scene like Batman.
KIM: *gasp* Aragorn *is* Batman!
KIM: ...That makes Legolas Robin!
ME: If you want to get all technical, sidekick-wise, Robin would probably be Faramir.
KIM: Or Boromir.
ME: Okay, then that would make Faramir Tim Drake Robin, and Boromir Dick Grayson Robin.
KIM AND RISSA: *stare*
ME: Who is also dead.
OTHERS: *fall off furniture*
And we're not even two hours into the trilogy, yet.
This could take a while. ;)