But. Suddenly there is an evil witch in the show. At least I think so. Lana's (future? potential? something?) mother in-law is apparently a witch. An Eeeeville witch who wears tailored suits in fire-engine red with leopard-print collars and heavy gold jewelry and was apparently burned/hung at Salem
And of course I was not expecting the sudden presence of evil magic, and my literary instincts run *against* evil magic, so I was watching Smallville
Me: RUN, LANA, RUN! SHE'S A WITCH!
Me: HEY, EVIL WITCH LADY! SHE'S OVER HERE! HIDING BEHIND THE STAIRS!
Thank heavens I regained my senses before I did something