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Ah, Newsies. *overall swoon*
Eighteen-year-old Christian Bale. Always forget he's English. Dancing David Moscow. Harmonicas. Dancing! So much well-choreographed dancing!

I want to live in Musical World. Where you can break into song about what's going on in your day and not only does nobody look at you funny, but they JOIN IN. And HARMONIZE. And KNOW ALL THE MOVES.

I don't know if I've mentioned this before, but I LOVE THIS MOVIE, with an all-consuming passion. And now I own it. *repeat swoon*

I think mik100's right. (BTW, Kim? 1992.) They threw in David's sister at the last second to tone down the gay. Because this movie rivals El Dorado in the unbelievably blatant yet oh-so-unbelievably-adorable-I'm-so-jealous slash. ;)

Ele Keats, on the special features, is talking about how she was the only girl on set with a thousand guys, and I'm sitting here thinking "yeah, that's because YOU'RE AN AFTERTHOUGHT".

I shouldn't mock her. She immediately admits, as Christian Bale accuses, that she loved the attention.

Apparently she and David Moscow masterminded all the practical jokes against Kenny Ortega. They filled his trailer with newspapers! :D

My GODS, I LOVE THIS MOVIE. *dances, sings, la la la*


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Nov. 5th, 2004 01:55 am (UTC)
Okay, its a good movie, yes, but lets examine shall we? They're fighting injustice via creative dance. And singing. We mustn't forget the singing. Because creative dance has time and time again been proven to be the most effective political tool. That second debate between Bush and Kerry was just... I've got to say, wow. I didn't know Bush had those kinds of moves.

My question is of course, why it is that so many girls have insatiable crushes on the guys who fight injustice via singing and creative dance. I mean, granted, some guys have things for lesbians. I personally don't, because I realize the ridiculousness of that.

So how long will you hold the grudge for trying to pop your Newsie related bubble?
Nov. 5th, 2004 01:56 am (UTC)
Wait. What's gay about El Dorado?
Nov. 5th, 2004 01:59 am (UTC)
A: You failed miserably so how could I hold it against you? You're just jealous because *you* have no choreographed-dance superpowers. :P

B: ...You've... SEEN El Dorado... right? ;)
Nov. 5th, 2004 02:06 am (UTC)
Yeah I suppose I did. You already recognize the gayness of the movie, so no startling revelations there. Congratulations, you're one of a very few. No choreographed super powers? Well, not dance ones, but hey: Hapkido-Guy. Trained in choreographed manners to be able to act on the fly in any situation to irreparably shatter someone else's joints. Personally, I think joint-shattering and esophagus-cracking is a bit of a better superpower. Especially when dealing with social injustice.

Yeah. I own El Dorado. What did I see... Chel giving the first mainstream, family-movie blowjob. That, to me, is a fairly heterosexual act. You might have missed it. She massages him, he massages her, then the high priest comes in later and interupts them, there's a slurping sound, and look where her head comes up from. "What would the high priest say if she found me like this with a god?" "Lucky god?"
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