My mother: *watching Reba*
Me: *enters room, stops short, stares in horrified fascination at Naomi Wildman having a serious conversation with a country singer*
Mum: She shouldn't be wearing pink.
Me: No. Right.
*moment of silence*
Me: *turns to leave* I'm going to go watch something with no Texans in it.
Mum: (in Queen Bavmorda voice) There's no such place!
Mum: Unless it's Amish in the City!