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I swear the birds in this town are on some kind of corrosive avian crack. As I was walking back from class this morning, a tiny cheeping winged form came diving at my head. I ducked, looked, and then shrugged, then figured it was a fluke. Until about ten seconds later when it happened again, different bird. And then again, and again. And again. I began to seriously fear for my life (eyes, anyway). Crazy psychotic tiny birds, flying at me like tiny feathered fighter jets. When I finally made it to the end of the path between the townhouses right next to the campus, and dove into the woods, they eased off. Though every time I heard cheeping the whole way home I twitched.

Avian crack. Tiny feathered fighter jets. Fear for my LIFE. *paranoid shifty-eyed blinking*

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groundskeeper
Jul. 9th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
That happened to me, quite a few ljs ago. It is one of my fears. That and sock puppets. Well actually, that's Homer Simpson's greatest fear. :) The birds attacked me on my way to Vic/Lit at the same exact place every day. I made a route to avoid them for a while, until for some reason they all of sudden stopped and were occupied with something or someone else. o.O The cheeping was/is creepy. Good news though, your package will be sent on Monday. I had to restructure some important things.
captainspiffy
Jul. 11th, 2004 04:53 pm (UTC)
Aww... I loves the little birdies... I loves them *good*...
They're all over SFU. Mind your head if you go into the covered parking lots. My neighbourhood is filled with baby crows that don't quite know how to caw properly yet. I've been feeding them, a few of them recognize me now and follow me around...
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