So, go. *shoves* Interdimensional kidnapping, adventure, pizza, possibly elves. I guess the latter 'cause there's one on the main page. But is clever so far. So go read. Right now.
May have found apartment! Bachelor, big for the type. Bright, open-plan, new carpets and they just redid the balcony. $510. Yay! Going back out tomorrow to look at a couple more places and take pictures for your amusement. (But I like this place.)
Now I need a couch. *nods* And plates. And pots and pans. Yes.