Apparently, my friends find it amusing when I get "worked up" over the fact that we, the virus called humanity, are progressively destroying the environment for our own greedy, selfish, stupid, capitalist gains with no consideration for the consequences of our actions. To the point of imitating me. It is apparently funny.

I don't think it's particularly funny. I'm actually mostly not joking when I, for instance, yell at the Swiffer commercials that they're going to kill us all and we're going to suffocate under tonnes of static cling cleaning cloths. Excuse me for having an ecological conscience. >.