Barclay: "You mean... you want to name the disease... after... me?"
Crusher: "How about 'Barclay's Protomorphosis Syndrome?"
Barclay: "...it... has a nice ring to it. Thank you, Doctor." *walks off*
Crusher: (to Troi) "He transformed into a spider, and now he has a disease named after him."
Troi: "I think I'd better clear my calendar for the next few weeks."