The newest How-Stupid-Do-They-Think-We-Are commercial.

Father: "What did he steal?"

Random Police Officer: "A chocolate bar."

Father: (to child) "Where on Earth did you learn to steal? You sure didn't learn it from me."

Child: "But Dad - you steal satellite signals!"

*ominous-yet-earnest drumbeats*

That one's *almost* stupider than the one comparing satellite pirating to mugging.

Almost. But not quite.

*falls off chair laughing*