Father: "What did he steal?"
Random Police Officer: "A chocolate bar."
Father: (to child) "Where on Earth did you learn to steal? You sure didn't learn it from me."
Child: "But Dad - you steal satellite signals!"
*ominous-yet-earnest drumbeats*
That one's *almost* stupider than the one comparing satellite pirating to mugging.
Almost. But not quite.
*falls off chair laughing*
Random Police Officer: "A chocolate bar."
Father: (to child) "Where on Earth did you learn to steal? You sure didn't learn it from me."
Child: "But Dad - you steal satellite signals!"
*ominous-yet-earnest drumbeats*
That one's *almost* stupider than the one comparing satellite pirating to mugging.
Almost. But not quite.
*falls off chair laughing*
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