...in The Province today, there's a page where you can cut out Marcus Naslund's face. The page includes directions for glueing the face to cereal-box cardboard and then to popsicle sticks, thereby creating a Marc Naslund Head On A Stick.

I know this only because the people on Canada AM (I still maintain that they're all on crack) were waving them around and dancing around with them in front of their faces like masks, some going "Look, look! It's Marc-On-A-Stick!" Mostly the weather guy.

Yeah. And we wonder why the rest of the country thinks we're bonkers... o.O