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I haven't the words.

Halle Berry has apparently been signed to play Catwoman.

THERE IS NO GOD.

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obsidian179
Apr. 15th, 2003 09:00 pm (UTC)
I'm... sorry?
kimry
Apr. 16th, 2003 11:36 am (UTC)
Geez... it's not that big of a deal, is it? Did you even like Batman that much?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:21 pm (UTC)
It's the principle of the thing. :P
kimry
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:25 pm (UTC)
Re:
Why are you hiding on ICQ anyway? Or is your computer not working? I never see you there anymore.
wrin
Apr. 16th, 2003 12:40 pm (UTC)
What's the big deal? Are you mad becuase Halle is negro, and the Catwoman in the comics was a decidedly Aryan Blonde-Haired Blue-Eyed?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:01 pm (UTC)
I'm mad because Halle Berry is a hack, and there's a growing trend of comic book adaptions being done by directors who can't direct, who then stick Shiny, Shiny Halle Berry into the movie in an attempt to distract people from the fact that the movie is so bad it rends the very fabric of space and time.
wrin
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:11 pm (UTC)
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So who's the director?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:19 pm (UTC)
Somebody I've never heard of, (I think it was "Pitof") but apparently he/she/it was the visual effects director for Alien: Resurrection, which does not fill me with confidence. Nor does the fact that the summary reads like this:

When her father is murdered, Patience Prince becomes Catwoman and searches for the culprit. A detective chases her though the streets, when she discovers the killer is none other then her boss.

Selena Kyle. Selena Kyle. *beats head on wall*
wrin
Apr. 16th, 2003 03:16 pm (UTC)
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So he must suck, cos you've never heard of him?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 03:41 pm (UTC)
I was pointing more to the "ever having been within a hundred kilometres of Alien: Ressurrection", actually.
wrin
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)
Considering the amoung of creepiness involved in Alien Resurrection, I'm going to give him a chance.
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:28 pm (UTC)
*shrug* Your eyes, to gouge as you wish.
wrin
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:45 pm (UTC)
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I don't understand why you care so much.

It's a movie.
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 07:51 pm (UTC)
Re:
Look, I admit that the bastardization of DC canon isn't of quite the same order as, say, the deterioration of the Ozone Layer, but generally speaking, any decay of artistic integrity tends to be pretty Up There on *my* list of priorities.

In any case, ye GODS. Am I the only person on the face of the Earth not entitled to hyperbole?! I said, you'll note, *shrug*.
kimry
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:13 pm (UTC)
O_o I'd hardly call her a hack at all. While she has some distasteful diva habits, she has done some excellent acting in the last little while. Monster's Ball was amazing. She actually got upset. Wow, when was the last time you saw a Hollywood actress go spastic? Carrie?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:21 pm (UTC)
I guess it's all a matter of opinion. But in mine, she's a rampaging hack. Being able to summon neurosis and tears does not necessarily qualify one as an actress.
kimry
Apr. 16th, 2003 02:24 pm (UTC)
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Hmm. Then what would you define as an actress? That is what they DO, they bring forth passion. If that scene that won her best actress wasn't passionate, what the fuck is?
chandri
Apr. 16th, 2003 03:43 pm (UTC)
I *said* that I was going by my *own* standards, didn't I? Could have sworn I had. I don't see her as bringing forth passion. I've never seen her do so. She's like a Barbie-head on a stick.

Anyway, never put much stock in the Academy Awards in general as a measuring stick of "good".
kimry
Apr. 17th, 2003 12:19 pm (UTC)
And I asked you what your standards were. Answer the question.
lyssie
Apr. 16th, 2003 04:43 pm (UTC)
Help me raise some money, and Timey can kill her for us (she's moved to Cedarburg).

And, yes. There is no God. There hasn't been for a while...
lilymc
Apr. 17th, 2003 11:06 pm (UTC)
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*I* think she's a hack. She's also slutty. Have a look at the old non-cartoon flinstones movies. It's a kid's movie for crying out loud.

Mind you, I could care less about the batman movies... I would have utterly ignored this post if it hadn't had 20 comments....
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