After I got my breath back and got up off the floor, I felt the need to share. Crazy, amusing people! o.O
Talking about the PBS show Evolution: They argued that AIDS is constantly evolving and if it weren't for Darwin we wouldn't understand why and thus would be helpless in treating the disease (they conveniently neglect to point out that Darwinistic propaganda equating us with animals might have helped to spread the disease in the first place).
Wow. I guess it really *has* been a while since I took a biology course. *Thinking* about Evolution causes AIDS? That's right up there with Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills A Kitten!
On Pokemon, Evil, Evil Pokemon: Shows like Pokemon, which features animals "evolving" into new forms, and popular movies like Jurassic Park and X-Men provide a continuous cultural fog of Evolutionism that is impossible for innocent children to escape from.
Save the Children from the Cute Little Animals! Oh, won't Somebody Think of the Children!
I dunno. Pokemon never gave me nightmares when I was little. The Bible, on the other hand...
And, oh my goodness, it's Macintosh! : The real operating system hiding under the newest version of the Macintosh operating system (MacOS X) is called... Darwin! That's right, new Macs are based on Darwinism! While they currently don't advertise this fact to consumers, it is well known among the computer elite, who are mostly Atheists and Pagans.
Ow ow ow. Snicker. This is the part where I laughed so hard I fell off my chair. I wonder if it's ocurred to them that you can't be a Pagan and an Atheist at the same time...? I mean, okay, Macs are evil, I'll give them that, but...
...no. Can't. Laughter... causing.. pain... *falls off chair again*
Furthermore, the Darwin OS is released under an "Open Source" license, which is just another name for Communism.
Whew. Breathe. Breathing is important.
It goes on to say that Apple Computers is a Satanic Cult, that the Apple logo is advocating the defiance of God (because the apple with the bite taken out of it is a "clear reference to the Fall"), and that Apple's commercials use mind control.
Hmm. Nope. Although I tend to harbour more animosity toward Macs than PC's, I continue to maintain that all computers are evil. Being Mac or PC makes no difference exept in how effectively I can threaten them. ;)