September 4th, 2007

reeciebastion

Adventures in Sitting (Make Them Go Away)

FIRST DAY OF FALL CLASSES, STOP.
EVERY UNDERGRAD IN LOWER MAINLAND IS ON CAMPUS, STOP.
TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE WALKING VERY SLOWLY, STOP.
TOOK ME TEN MINUTES TO BUY A COOKIE, STOP.
COOKIES HAVE GONE UP BY FIVE CENTS, WANT TO BLAME THE STUDENTS BUT CAN'T WORK OUT HOW, STOP.
FUCKING CHARTWELLS, STOP.
THE PHONE KEEPS RINGING, AND THE WAITING ROOM IS PUSHING THE FIRE CODE, STOP.
OH GOD, OH GOD, WHY CAN'T THERE BE A ZOMBIE INVASION TODAY, STOP?
SAVE ME, STOP.