My application *finally* hit Victoria. BCSAP gave me $9,600! And $4,000 of it in Grants! That's a thousand more than I should have gotten! And they put it in Grants! In *Grants*!
Okay, so I'm still five thousand short, but they put it in Grants! :)
I'm a little concerned, though. *Why* did they give me more money? Do they want my organs?
I suggested that to my mother - and she, marvelously encouraging person that she is, just nodded and said: "Yeah. They want you to be trained, and then they'll carve out your brain and sell it to Microsoft."