Andy: "I am so sick of Ron. I totally hate that guy. He's like the worst manager ever."

Gwen: "Why don't you just attack him and get it over with?"

Andy: "I don't know - chalk it up to that unique mix of poverty and spinelessness. Without it, the service sector wouldn't exist."

I have this bizzarrely intense craving for chocolate chip cookies.

Also, why the hell am I still awake? o.O