Oh, my.

Has anyone else seen that commercial with the guy stealing the sattellite signal?
Dark, shadowy set. Guy staring furtively about him with ominous music in the background.

"It's not a purse. It's not a car. It's not a bike.

He's stealing a sattellite signal."

All moral implications (or lack thereof) aside, does anyone else just burst out in giggles at the absurdity of the imagery? Ye gods. ;)