One of Bob's (Bob the instructor) favourite things to do is to take digital pictures of people (he *always* has his camera with him), cut their faces out, and stick their faces on charicature bodies, like the one we're currently designing - a stereotype Great Big Gamer (the theme of the piece being "Games - they swallow your soul." ;).
Miranda, being ever the conscientious student, always faces front, and is always, somehow, facing Bob when he brings out the camera, seeking victims. Plus, she has such a low blush threshold... anyway. There's now Miranda's face on the Great Big Gamer body, including socks-in-sandals, hairy legs, and mullet hairdo.
Poor Miranda. But that's what you get for being awake and alert at nine in the morning.
Bob is an evil, evil man. ;)