The woman who buys $150.00 worth of organic fruits and vegetables, and then asks me to add three cartons of cigarettes (all the while shooting guilty looks over her shoulder).
The *other* woman who insists on using her own, canvas bags, but fills them with disposable styrofoam dishes and plastic cutlery.
The *last* woman, who asks me to double-bag both her milk and her TWO BAGS OF FROZEN PEAS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, and *then* stick them in her *canvas bags*, because that's "better for the environment" (?!), and then goes on to scold me about throwing receipt paper (non-recyclable) into the garbage can instead of the recycling.
*sigh*
Sleep now.