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nsmtnz: You know it’s a bad week when

nsmtnz:

You know it’s a bad week when “starship crew reduced to little piles of salt” is the high point of the episode.

Okay, here’s a partial list of acceptable scenarios under which you may portray generally Earth, or specifically the United States of America, as existing on an alien planet or anywhere that is not our universe:

alternate timelines

alternate universes

cultures that deliberately imitate Earth

cultures that have been plucked from Earth/America and plonked down on another planet and directed to develop that way

cultures that have been plucked from Earth/America and deliberately preserved, in situ, by omnipotent alien museum curators

alien training programs that mimic and live as humans for the purposes of infiltration/invasion

Scenarios where this just pisses us off:

alien planets thousands of light-years from Earth spontaneously developing parallel China and America, right down to the Stars & Stripes, the Christian Bible and the Declaration of Independence for the purposes of making a sloppy point about how The Cold War Is Bad And We Should Stop, with bonus White Indians, yes you read that right

Guess which one happens in this episode.

What the ACTUAL FUCK, Gene Roddenberry.

The frustrating thing is that this episode contains at least three barely-connected episodes, and 1.75 of them could be good stories. Unfortunately, they’re made retroactively irrelevant by the general shittiness of the final, out-of-the-blue, America, Fuck Yeah! minutes of the episode are, especially since the entire debacle could have been avoided by a refresher course on Biohazard Protocols (yes, we’re back here, again) and Keeping In Touch With Starfleet.

This makes me so? irrationally?? angry???

Mystifyingly, this was one of Gene Roddenberry’s submissions for the original pilot, but NBC - rightly - made him shelve it until late in the second season when, presumably, they could no longer stop him.

Possibly this episode would seem less wretched to an actual American, but we seriously doubt it.

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[From The Not So Much The Neutral Zone Podcast]

I’m still just, so angry? And even more angry about the parts of this episode that are too real up against the current state of Americaland.

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